A few days ago, Google introduced on-screen keyboard along with its search boxes for several non-Latin languages that require special characters, including for Hindi. So I visited Google Hindi to try the new feature. As soon as I typed the first letter (the physical keyboard), I was stumped by Google's search suggestions.

Given that in today's world, Google often knows us more than anyone through our searches, the suggestions made by Google can lead to conclusion that most people who use Hindi on the search engine are amorous or sexually frustrated or downright lose characters. Why? Just look at the A-Z suggestion made by Google Hindi. Click on the images to view the original size.

A for Aunty


B for Bra


C for Choli


D for Doodhwali


E for Edult


F for Fad Di


G for Ghused Di


H for Humbistar


I for India TV


J for Jeeju


K for Kamwali


L for Ladki hai kya


M for Masti kothe ki


N for Nangi


O for Oral


P for Phad di


Q for Qutub Minar


R for Rat mein


S for Sehla rahi thi


T for Teen bar


U for Ungli


V for Vashikaran mantra


W for Wallpaper


X for Nil


Y for Yauwan ki pyas


Z for Zip khol di


After all these search suggestions by Google Hindi, I can only say: आज मेरी किस्मत ख़राब है! or I am feeling unlucky today!