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Asstounding Reebok

Saturday, November 28, 2009
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If you want to be sexier, you need to pay attention to this hoarding above a Reebok store in South Ex, New Delhi. What it claims?
Simply wearing the shoe will get your butt toned. Take our 30-day challenge!
I know there is some connection between stilettos and sex appeal—high heels empower women by thrusting their breasts at the world (or something related to fertility of women), the protagonist transgender had said in the movie Kinky Boots.

Butt a shoe for sexier and firmer ass? Maybe Reebok will soon launch a shoe for fuller chests, firmer thighs, etc. Just wait.

Free lunches end recession

Tuesday, November 24, 2009
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The world is out of recession. I am not saying this because any economist told me this. I don't trust them. Economist were the ones who led the world into a huge debt trap that turned lives upside down.

So what's the source of my information? Journalists, or more specifically news reporters. OK, some of you may question the authority of journalists in making such decisive statements on the economies of the country and the world. How do they know it?

Sexy girl & Shaadi.com

Friday, November 13, 2009
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How is a matrimonial site trying to increase traffic and users? It is using an ad on Facebook that promises you sexy girls. Not really. Yes, screensavers of sexy girls.

I wasn't expecting to land up on Shaadi.com's registration page when I was trying to figure out the destination of the ad on Facebook—"Get Sexy Screensavers Free"?



Here is the link of that ad: Get Sexy Screensaver Free. Give it a try.

Though it's pure cheating (how disappointed I was), but the trick certainly manages to get attention from the target audience. Of course, many of those interested in sexy girls in screensavers would also be interested in some real sexy girl.

Are you beautiful enough?

Wednesday, November 11, 2009
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Bizarre or ingenious or both?

A dating site exclusively for beautiful people has denied membership to 1.8 million "ugly" people since it went live globally on 26 October.

Loos character

According to a PTI report, a leading international non-government organization has said that New Delhi needs to improve the condition of its public toilets. 

World Toilet Organisation chief Jack Sim was quoted as saying:
Toilet is a very sensitive issue. People undervalue the power of toilet. Cleaner toilet gives the right impression to a tourist about the city he visits. So, the toilets should be neat and germ-free.

If we go by Sim's words, I don't think we can make any good impression. Why? Visit the loos at the capital's Inter State Bus Terminal (ISBT). Despite charges of Rs2 and Rs5 (you guess which one is for what), you get filthy, unclean toilets where you wont want to stand for even a few seconds. I would rather prefer to relieve myself in front of a swearing "Don't Piss" graffiti.

Ajab Raj ki Terror Politics

Monday, November 9, 2009
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Maharashtra bizzare political drama

India witnessed a bizarre example of how the country's career politicians take forward their politics and ideology (if they have any, very unlikely to be for the common good of the country and its people).

In a widely reported incident, Maharashtra Navanirman Sena (MNS) members slapped and assaulted a Samajwadi Party (SP) member for defying their leader Raj Thackeray's diktat on taking oath only in Marathi. The SP member had dared to take oath in Hindi—the national language of India. The incident wasn't an outcome of any heated altercation. Raj Thackeray had already warned the MLAs of consequences before hand.

Sherlyn, Whips & Chains

Saturday, November 7, 2009
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Peta India
Does Indian hottie Sherlyn Chopra like to be chained and whipped in her bedroom? At least that's what she is promoting in the latest Peta (People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals) circus ad.

I support Peta for all the good work they do—providing the world with some relief in form of eye candy ad campaigns and posters.

Does Allah want me dead?

Friday, November 6, 2009
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I'm going on Jihad (against India) after my exams in December.
That's what a comment to a photograph of two boys held by Indian security men said. The photo had been uploaded on the Facebook page on Jammu & Kashmir (J&K). [A collage of the screenshot of the page can be seen at the bottom of the page.]

Is Jihad some kind of adventure sport? Why is the person saying it so casually as if he is planning to have a can of beer or going for a movie. I sought answer from Google—define:jihad.

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